Reverse-Engineering Online Dating

NOT that I would ever do this, but it was funny...

OMG, I love Key & Peele

So I Raise A Bottle to You! Television Sucks! And What They Did (Do) for Love!

Must-see hilarity, skewering NBC at the Tony's:

The Douchebag Section at Goodwill - bwahahahahaha!

If I owned anything from Abercrombie & Fitch, or even knew anyone who owned anything from Abercrombie & Fitch, I would totally do this:


But of course, I'm not one of the cool kids, just an old hippie, I guess. Honestly, I thought Hollister had killed and replaced A&F ages ago. You know, like that thing from "The Thing"?

Of course, for me, the best use of that particular nightmare-meme was Gene Wolfe's "The Fifth Head of Cerberus". A must-read, seriously. It's like that Emily Bronte quote:

I have dreamed in my life, dreams that have stayed with me ever after, and changed my ideas; they have gone through and through me, like wine through water, and altered the color of my mind.

Gene Wolfe is that kind of awesome. And it seems unlikely that he has ever worn anything made or sold by A&F. Coincidence?

Wedding Vid or Car Commercial?

BMW (for the party crowd):


Prius (for the earnest individualists):


Audi (ummm...):

Because nothing says "I'll love you forever" like 50 or so of your best buds surrounding your vehicle firing shotguns as you drive through town. (Really, to me, that says something more along the lines of "I'm taking her, what are you going to do about it?" but that's probably just my cultural prejudice, right? Right?)

JT on Jimmy Fallon Again (Yay!)

And one of the classics I hadn't posted before:

Post-Modern Love

I so want to MST3K this first one. Except instead of being robots exiled to space, we could be xenopologists (is that a word? like anthropologists, except studing aliens instead of human beings?) looking for a place to safely land and settle.




Daddy has some fun with his daughter kicking off the reception dance:

(TMI: Leamur loves her dress. If Leamur got married in that dress, she could put up her hair and show off her tat.)

And the so-cute-I-could-ralph,-but-awwww! award goes to...CrazyMonkeyStudio:


Happy Valentine's Day!

"Let's Rewrite the Narrative Together"

(TMI: Leamur thinks Jamil Abu-Wardeh is one of the most beautiful men she's ever seen.) That's totally beside the point. The point is, he reminds us of needed truths in a funny way. Enjoy.


More recent fun from the Axis of Evil:

Leamur has not had enough holiday yet....

Dance like it's gonna be posted on YouTube!


Party like it's Christmas morning! (the ER is open 24/7/365 after all...)


Don't forget the Peace on Earth, goodwill towards People Are Awesome!

British Cooking

Merry Madagascar!

Leamur loves Julian! ;)



Shiitake mushrooms! No more Mr. Cute and Cuddly...


It's the holidays, y'all! Let's get some elves up in here!


Peace out!

Happy Birthday, Angel-Pie!

The birdies are all singing it:


Dora and her friends all wish you a happy birthday, too!

Parenting Rocks

Ellen sympathizes:


See? Parenting rocks. And when it doesn't there's always chloroform.

From Crunchy Moms Yesterday to LA Moms Today

The video:


The making of:


Just a totally different perspective on mom-ness, right?

Munch a Bunch uh Crunch!

Don't forget the dads!


Different kind of crunchy, but too awesome to leave out:

Modern Love (awww!)

The gloves come off in the fight for marriage equality:



There's always dissent...

Rachael! Dancing! 2 of Leamur's fav things!

Rachael with the DWTS Guru, Tony Dovolani:


With Paula Deen!


With Emmitt Smith!


And cooking (sort of, it's guac) with John Salley!

OMG, Leia is a Disney Princess now!

Stitch will finally have a princess pal!

"Anyway, I had this incredible fantasy life."

We saw this (live, the musical, not the movie). I think it was 1983 in New York...



No video uploaded to utube alas, and Amazon doesn't have the DVD (dammit), but here's the song At the Ballet:


In case you had forgotten that Trisha Yearwood is awesome (sadly, I had):

My eyes are not dry. Miss you, Mom.

TMI: Leamur is thankful for Public Service Announcements

What a hairdryer is for:


Proper zombie-killing technique:


Avoiding the hazard of unimaginative cosplay:


Everyone should know: Satan's got perfectly toned abs and rocks a C-cup.

And, no, you don't. Not even close.